This WebGL game requires a larger screen and/or a mouse to play. Sorry.
Thou shalt maneuver the mouse left and right to control the paddle.
Thou shalt left-click and the ball shall start bouncing.
In time of need a spherical block will bless thee with extra lives or wrath points.
To unleash one's wrath and smite random blocks, thou shalt left-click while the ball is in action.
Thou hereby swears to destroy ALL the blocks!
There are 3 levels; Godspeed!
You successfully managed to focus yourself for roughly [insert irrelevant number here] minutes. Shall we move on?
With points and wraths to spare.
You have fearlessly conquered this mind-warping game, and have earned absolutely nothing!
Except for perhaps points, extra lives and wasted wraths.